ROB CON 2026 • CLEVELAND, OH ★ YOUNG REW TURNS 30 ★ GET YOUR TICKETS (RSVP) ★ DRESS CODE: DRESS LIKE YOUR FAVORITE ROB ★ HIGH SCORE WINNER GETS VIP ACCESS ★ BIG ROBTHER: ROB IS WATCHING. ALL OF HIM ARE. ★ DJ LUNATEK: EMINEM, ANIME INTROS, AND THE FULL CARL AUDIOBOOK ★ COME HUNGRY — PIZZA, TENDERS, CHIPS & SWEETS AT TAPSTER ★ OUTSIDE FOOD WELCOME AT TAPSTER ★ BYOB ON THE TIKI BOAT ★ CLAIRE IS IN THE HOUSE. BEHAVE. ★ NOW WITH 40% MORE ROB ★ OH HI, MARK ★ ROB CON IS INEVITABLE ★ ROB CON 2026 • CLEVELAND, OH ★ YOUNG REW TURNS 30 ★ GET YOUR TICKETS (RSVP) ★ DRESS CODE: DRESS LIKE YOUR FAVORITE ROB ★ HIGH SCORE WINNER GETS VIP ACCESS ★ BIG ROBTHER: ROB IS WATCHING. ALL OF HIM ARE. ★ DJ LUNATEK: EMINEM, ANIME INTROS, AND THE FULL CARL AUDIOBOOK ★ COME HUNGRY — PIZZA, TENDERS, CHIPS & SWEETS AT TAPSTER ★ OUTSIDE FOOD WELCOME AT TAPSTER ★ BYOB ON THE TIKI BOAT ★ CLAIRE IS IN THE HOUSE. BEHAVE. ★ NOW WITH 40% MORE ROB ★ OH HI, MARK ★ ROB CON IS INEVITABLE ★ ROB CON 2026 • CLEVELAND, OH ★ YOUNG REW TURNS 30 ★ GET YOUR TICKETS (RSVP) ★ DRESS CODE: DRESS LIKE YOUR FAVORITE ROB ★ HIGH SCORE WINNER GETS VIP ACCESS ★ BIG ROBTHER: ROB IS WATCHING. ALL OF HIM ARE. ★ DJ LUNATEK: EMINEM, ANIME INTROS, AND THE FULL CARL AUDIOBOOK ★ COME HUNGRY — PIZZA, TENDERS, CHIPS & SWEETS AT TAPSTER ★ OUTSIDE FOOD WELCOME AT TAPSTER ★ BYOB ON THE TIKI BOAT ★ CLAIRE IS IN THE HOUSE. BEHAVE. ★ NOW WITH 40% MORE ROB ★ OH HI, MARK ★ ROB CON IS INEVITABLE ★ ROB CON 2026 • CLEVELAND, OH ★ YOUNG REW TURNS 30 ★ GET YOUR TICKETS (RSVP) ★ DRESS CODE: DRESS LIKE YOUR FAVORITE ROB ★ HIGH SCORE WINNER GETS VIP ACCESS ★ BIG ROBTHER: ROB IS WATCHING. ALL OF HIM ARE. ★ DJ LUNATEK: EMINEM, ANIME INTROS, AND THE FULL CARL AUDIOBOOK ★ COME HUNGRY — PIZZA, TENDERS, CHIPS & SWEETS AT TAPSTER ★ OUTSIDE FOOD WELCOME AT TAPSTER ★ BYOB ON THE TIKI BOAT ★ CLAIRE IS IN THE HOUSE. BEHAVE. ★ NOW WITH 40% MORE ROB ★ OH HI, MARK ★ ROB CON IS INEVITABLE ★

CLEVELAND, OH • SEPT 4–5, 2026

ROB CON

2026

YOUNG REW TURNS 30. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

The world's first, largest, and only convention dedicated entirely to Rob Weems.

🎮 PLAY: BIG ROBTHER

ROB CON BEGINS IN:

--DAYS

--HOURS

--MINS

--SECS

WHAT IS ROB CON?

Rob Con is a two-day, city-wide* celebration of Rob Weems: friend, legend, BBQ sauce enthusiast, and as of this September, 30-year-old man.

Like Comic Con, but instead of comics, it's Rob. Instead of panels, it's Rob. Instead of a reason to exist... Rob.

*city-wide in the sense that it happens in a city.

YEARS OF ROB

VERIFIED ROB VARIANTS

CLAIRE TO IMPRESS

THE SCHEDULE

Two days. One Rob. Zero refunds.

DAY 01OPTIONAL SIDE QUEST

TIKI BOAT + AIR SHOW

Friday, September 4, 2026 • 2:45 PM – 5:15 PM

Board the legendary Cleveland tiki barge and watch the air show from the water like absolute royalty. Rob will point at every single plane.

💵 Tickets: $65 per person
🍺 BYOB (Bring Your Own Beverages)
🍕 BYOF (Bring Your Own Food)
🌺 Tiki energy: mandatory
✈️ Air show: provided by the sky

This day is optional. Skipping it is legal but frowned upon by Rob.

BOARD THE TIKI BARGE →

DAY 02THE MAIN EVENT

ROB CON PRIME @ TAPSTER

Saturday, September 5, 2026 • 6:00 PM – 10:00 PM

Tapster Cleveland — 15320 Detroit Ave, Lakewood, OH 44107

Four hours of peak Rob content: self-pour taps, con events (see below), DJ Lunatek spinning Rob's favorites, and one (1) cake situation. Come hungry.

🍕 Pizza, chips, chicken tenders, and sweets will be provided
🥡 Outside food welcome — if that spread doesn't tickle your fancy, bring whatever you want into Tapster

GET DIRECTIONS →

OFFICIAL CON EVENTS

All events take place Day 02 at Tapster unless Rob decides otherwise. DJ Lunatek closes it out — see below.

🧓

Life of a Chopped Unc

Rob answers questions about what it's like being a washed and chopped old man. Q&A ends when he's had too much liquid

👔

The Rob Lookalike Contest

Dress like your favorite Rob. Judged by Rob. Rigged by Rob. Probably won by Rob.

🥒

Pickleball Exhibition Match

Rob played pickleball once and fell in love once he found out that wouldn't hurt his frail little knees

🍖

BBQ Sauce Sommelier Experience

A guided tasting where every single sauce is Sweet Baby Ray's. Rob will still pretend each one is distinct.

📸

Autograph & Photo Session

Rob will act like it costs money. Tips accepted in the form of compliments.

🎂

The Cake Situation

There will be a cake. There will be 30 candles. There is a fire-safety plan.

🎓

Keynote: "My Thirty Years — A Retrospective Nobody Requested"

A four-slide PowerPoint that somehow takes 45 minutes.

DJ LUNATEK

Rob Con's official after-hours sonic assault. Headphones on. Aura engaged.

DAY 02 • TAPSTER • THE DECKS

LUNATEK TAKES THE BOOTH

Cleveland's bravest DJ will be spinning Rob's favorites — a scientifically optimized playlist designed to maximize aura, confuse civilians, and make Claire proud (or concerned). Possibly both.

♪Every Eminem song. Yes, every. The deep cuts. The skits. The ones Rob only knows the chorus to.
♪Anime intros, back-to-back, at a volume that violates several treaties.
♪Erwin's speech. Full send. Expect tears, salutes, and at least one person yelling "DEDICATE YOUR HEARTS."
♪The complete Dungeon Crawler Carl audiobook. Not highlights. Not a remix. The whole thing. Bring a chair.

Side effects may include spontaneous freestyle, sudden weeb awakening, and knowing way too much about Carl's crawl. Rob Con is not liable for your Spotify algorithm afterward.

OFFICIAL ROB CON MINI-GAME

BIG ROBTHER

One house. Twelve Robs. One Claire. You're the new houseguest — walk the halls, work the room, win competitions, survive eviction night. Every second scores. Rob is watching. All of him are.

🏆 THE PLAYER WITH THE HIGHEST SCORE WINS VIP ACCESS TO ROB CON. This is real. We are serious.

PLAY NOW

👑 VIP ACCESS

Reserved for the BIG ROBTHER high-score champion and other people Rob deems worthy.

✓A noticeably better lanyard (laminated, possibly holographic)
✓The ability to meet Rob IN PERSON (up to 2 minutes, eye contact optional)
✓Early access to purchase custom Rob merch (the general public was not asking)
✓Skip the line (there is no line, but you may skip it)
✓Rob will attempt to remember your name (no guarantees, results may vary)
✓Priority seating at Tapster (any chair Rob is not currently using)
✓A firm, professional-grade handshake
✓Access to the VIP Area (same area as everyone else, better attitude)
✓Claire will tell you "nice job" one (1) time

HOW TO GET VIP: Score #1 on the BIG ROBTHER leaderboard by Sept 5, 2026.

EARN IT

THE DRESS CODE

DRESS LIKE YOUR FAVORITE VERSION OF ROB.

Any Rob. Every Rob. Scroll for inspiration. Screenshots encouraged. Rob will be judging (see Events).

Generic Rob™

Factory settings. No DLC installed. The base model all other Robs are built on.

One Piece Rob

One garment. Zero regrets. The King of the Fits has arrived.

Patriotic Rob

He doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates him.

Santa Rob

He knows when you've been sleeping. Honestly? Kind of a red flag.

Plumber Rob

It's-a him! Legally distinct from any famous Italian plumber. Fixes nothing.

Mermaid Man Rob

EEEVIL!!! Sworn protector of the shallow end of the pool.

Loan Shark Rob

You have 24 hours. He's not saying for what. You know what.

Tech Help Rob

that time Rob had a fake job in college

Hostage Rob

Blink twice if the birthday planning committee is holding you against your will.

"Oh Hi, Mark" Rob

He did NOT hit her. He did NOT. Oh hi, Mark.

Ferrari Rob

The car is rented. The confidence is fully owned.

Aura Farming Rob

+1000 aura. He didn't ask for the spotlight. The spotlight asked for him.

Cold Sunglasses Rob

It is 12°F outside. The sunglasses stay ON.

Cool Guy Headphone Rob

He can't hear you. That is the entire point.

Jean Jacket Rob

The Canadian tuxedo: business on top, also business on the bottom.

Ron

it's me Ron, I've always gone by Ron

Color Block Rob

Fashion week called. He let it go to voicemail.

Backpack Rob

Contents: snacks, backup snacks, and one laminated photo of Claire.

Traveler Rob

I have travled the whole world with only 2 apples and a leaf. My journey was vast and took many years. But now I am finally back home after my long travels.